internetexplorers:

"mom im bleeding"

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

(via lindsaylohoean)

gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

(via callme-kira)

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via lindsaylohoean)

Why girls stress over periods

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

(Source: vaginaforcesunite, via fake-mermaid)

  • teacher: you have a new classmate
  • me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

(via p-eterquill)