zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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lovurs:

i feel like leonardo dicaprio doesn’t care about his oscars as much as most tumblr users.

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queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

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arrowdactyl:

when you hear a rap song on the radio

image

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nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

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superwhomerlock-feels:

the-winbreasters:

THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD
THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD

And we all know which fandom that belongs to

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22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met. - (via siriuxblacx)

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